BASEBALL
Just saw a kid on the Jumbotron doing the laziest floss I’ve ever seen #WorldSeries
Please can we stop singing God Bless America at ballgames and also at all other times not for political reasons but because it is EXTREMELY CORNY and also for political reasons
We did NOT receive towels upon entering the stadium but when the other people around us wave them they actually create a little breeze which is quite nice
BAAAAAAAAASEBAAAAAAAALLLL
My phone battery and my will to live are both at 7% #WorldSeries 
Pls forward all my mail to Vin Scully Avenue because I guess I live here now
14th INNING STRETCH #WorldSeries
Phone is at 1%. This will be my final message from Dodger Stadium. Please tell my wife, who is sitting right next to me, that I love her. #WorldSeries
Thank you for delivering us from exile Max Muncy
That was a very brisk two baseball games
I am exhausted from tension. When it got to be the 17th inning I thought they were going to start drafting people from the crowd and I was panicking that there would be no screening process
I think it was the 14th inning where people were openly defying the MAKE SOME NOISE directive on the screens. It made me feel uneasy about our future together as captives.
