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Greg Sarafan, Esq (Grand Moff) @GSarafan
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Omg if I have to listen to the 2 gays behind me make pseudo-intellectual banter this entire bus ride (hours to go) Im going to scream.

Like damn gurls, you can stop to breathe, also youre not that interesting & not nearly as intelligent as you think.

Im feeling bitchy tonight.
@surliestgirl thankfully your voice is drowning them out (somewhat), but ugh only 29 minutes left.

I am going to scratch out their voice boxes soon.

:::cat sounds:::

Like no one on the bus cares that your friend group was backstabbing each other and ruined your Halloween!
The bus just stalled and I thought my trip was going to be extended by hours.

The gays behind me are now talking about the quality of Chinese made consumer electronics.

Like you are literally just talking out of your asses!!! You know nothing ant this topic! #CranckyTraveler
Ahhh my husband took the noise canceling headphones 🎧 so I am forced to listen to my podcast really loudly to try to drown them out.

::white knuckle grips the side of the seat::

Nobody cares you went to ABC Kitchen last week, this isnt 2013!!!
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- be nice.
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