Sitting next to the world’s most awkward first date on earth, and cannot help but overhear.
She’s horrified at his political opinions, and he’s thrilled. Ignoring every social cue and pushing through.
“Let me tell you why all college should be paid for with students loans.”
She’s horrified at his political opinions, and he’s thrilled. Ignoring every social cue and pushing through.
“Let me tell you why all college should be paid for with students loans.”
2/
👱🏻♂️: “Why should I pay a penny for someone’s college. That’s state violence.”
🧕🏻: “I paid for college with student loans.”
👱🏻♂️: “No, I mean all college funding. Kill it all. Privatize the whole thing.”
👱🏻♂️: “Why should I pay a penny for someone’s college. That’s state violence.”
🧕🏻: “I paid for college with student loans.”
👱🏻♂️: “No, I mean all college funding. Kill it all. Privatize the whole thing.”
3/
🧕🏻: “But how would people pay for that?”
👱🏻♂️: Bank lends you money. Kill all state funding. You want it, you borrow to pay for it.”
🧕🏻: “But what abo...”
👱🏻♂️: “The state might as well be putting a gun to my head. It’s theft. Taxes are a violation of my human rights.”
🧕🏻: “But how would people pay for that?”
👱🏻♂️: Bank lends you money. Kill all state funding. You want it, you borrow to pay for it.”
🧕🏻: “But what abo...”
👱🏻♂️: “The state might as well be putting a gun to my head. It’s theft. Taxes are a violation of my human rights.”
4/
🧕🏻: “Well, I have to get up early tomorrow.”
👩🏻💻: (Internally screaming: “It’s 2:46! Lololololol)
🧕🏻: “Well, I have to get up early tomorrow.”
👩🏻💻: (Internally screaming: “It’s 2:46! Lololololol)
