Being v out-of-sight dad at bday party for 12 year old son and 8 of his associates. Being very inconspicuous at the far end of the table at the pizza place to make clear that he’s a player and totally running the show like a boss.
2/ First instructions were walk very far behind us on the walk over. 👍
3/ wanted to show my low status in the dominance hierarchy for the night by ordering this kale Caesar while they bro out with pizza 
