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Judge: Sentence for each count is 20 years, to be served consecutively. Do you have anything to say.

Trump: Yes. I was found TOTALLY INNOCENT. Thank you, jury!

Headline: Trump Claims Jury Finds Him Not Guilty
Trump *on prison phone* I’m actually golfing at Mar-A-Lago

Headline: BREAKING: Trump Not Imprisoned, Trump Claims
Trump *dying* I am not dying. *dies*

BREAKING: Trump Still Alive According To Trump (Unavailabile to Comment)
Trump Tombstone:

DONALD J TRUMP
1946 - Still Alive

NOT DEAD
EXTREMELY ALIVE
PROBABLY MORE ALIVE THAN YOU, QUITE FRANKLY

Headlines: holy shit you guys
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Donald Trump is an open white supremacist. If anyone treats calling him racist as even mildly controversial I cannot take them seriously.
I mean, for example: everything.
When Anderson Cooper plays the skepticism game in reaction to AOC’s straightforward acknowledgement of a clearly observable truth, he isn’t taking an unbiased position.

In fact he’s taking the position that Trump’s whole charade depends on.
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If the richest among us find marginal taxes of 70% radical, wait until they hear what the alternatives are.
It’s an indication of how successful the radical oligarchist movement has been at reframing the public discourse, that something as common-sense as a 70% marginal rate for the highest brackets is considered a radical outlier.
Radical oligarchists have so taken over public discourse that people whose entire ethos and mission is consolidating over half the world's wealth in the hands of a few thousand call themselves "conservative" and nobody says anything.
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SPIDER MAN: INTO THE SPIDERVERSE is, in my opinion, very good. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2

(also, omg this shot)
I’m not one to gasp but I gasped.
Like I get chills thinking of not just the shot but the visual imagination that thought of that shot, it’s the definition of Spider Man and I’d never have imagined it.
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