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Get your shit together Election Commission! Ugh.
Have they suddenly forgotten they have a website which needs to be updated?
OK what if... WHAT IF... the website updates and shows drastically different results than what our news channels are reporting?
Maybe, just maybe, EC is setting up the biggest prank of this election season.

That would be hilarious. 😂
WTF! How are they getting official trends when the website isn't updating?
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Lok Sabha resumes with hearty Happy New Year cheers.

Slowly and steadily they get replaced by random JUSTICE JUSTICE chants.
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Can't quite figure out which party is screaming in Lok Sabha. INC MPs are asking supplementary questions & you can see their MPs sitting quietly in the background.
House adjourned to meet at 12 pm.
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Aadhaar Amendment Bill to be introduced in Lok Sabha today. This will probably be cleared and certified as a money bill.

Because, you know, who gives a damn.
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Reports indicate this Bill circumvents the SC Judgment. It will again allow private companies to use and exploit Aadhaar.
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This bill has not been introduced yet. A draft should be available to the public but... well, it isn't. After introduction today, sufficient time needs to be given to MPs for filing amendments.

If it is bulldozed through shamelessly, it's fraud.
Pure and simple.
#SansadWatch
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🚨 SUPER IMPORTANT THREAD! 🚨
Right before the 2019 general elections, this horrendous Gormint is giving blanket surveillance powers to 10 agencies.

Make no mistake, this is a weapon which the BJP Government will use to crush everything & everyone who comes in their way.
Funny how Bhakts are reacting to this news saying INC was doing surveillance too.

I wonder if they ever stop to wonder why Modiji does everything the Congress does. Only worse. And more blatantly.
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1) This is a useful reminder to those of us who are more than TIRED of WAITING.

There will be NO ARRESTS before the #ELECTION (11/6/2018), at least from Jeff Sessions/DOJ. There CANNOT BE ARRESTS, prosecutions, or unsealed..
#ANON #Qanon #GreatAwakening #DrainingTheSwamp
2) indictments right before the #ELECTION by DOJ or its constituent parts.

The Hatch Act (5 U.S.C. §§ 7321-26) would prohibit the timing of arrests to affect an election.

Specifically, 5 U.S.C. § 7323(a)(1) holds that “[A]n employee may not use his...
3) official authority or influence for the purpose of interfering with or affecting the result of an election.”

There would be no doubt that, say, arresting Crooked Hillary this week or next week would be the use of official authority to affect the result of an election. ..
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Election trouble in Shelby County, thread...these are our experiences on the first day of EV...we're still trying to figure out what happened.
Within 20 minutes of polls opening in Shelby County we learned that Harvest Church in Bartlett's machines weren't working and they told people to leave...eventually they got one back up after people had already left (1)
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Is this your official comment, @Google? Do you have a comment on the content/questions (in thread) below?
Q's for @Google @GoogleDevExpert
@googlepartners:
Can you confirm that Mikey Dickerson and Todd Y. Park routed election data through the White House during the Obama administration?
Is this system still functional?
Who operates and/or operated this US Digital Service? VJarrett?
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If you only knew how many people reach out to me & say things like, “I wish you were my mom because my parents don’t support me now that I’m out.” Often dozens a day.

Parents, get your shit together. We signed up for this. Our role is to love them. No exceptions.
It’s totally ok to have our own feelings about our kids coming out.

But having been on both sides of this - both as someone who came out to her own parents & as a parent to a child who came out to me - I can assure you the most important thing is to show love & support.
Don’t dismiss a kid who’s come out.

Don’t tell them they’re wrong.

Don’t tell them it’s a phase.

Don’t give them ultimatums.

Do tell them you love them.

Do ask what they need from you.

Do find your own support.

Do keep listening & learning.
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Ok, one more tweet thread on #ucpagm then I gotta be done for the night.

I’m including Kikki and Dr Jay, why? Because we see eye to eye, agree on most shit, I like them, and unashamedly, I hope the message gets lifted.

This thread is about kids

My kids
Your kids
Albertans kids
Parents

You don’t own your kids.

Yes, the are “yours” but they are not YOURS.

Yes, the creator gave them to you to take care of

No, you do not own them

Our world struggled with the ownership of PEOPLE for years, in some places it still does, but not in a democratic society
So this three is about #abed, #ableg our schools, parenting and the work I have dedicated the last 25 years of my life to.

I have 4 kids

Right there we gotta take a look at the language trick we play on ourselves. I say, I have 4 kids, but that isn’t about ownership.
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Ok people

The drunk tweeting nominations have been made, seconded and thirded

So tonight we will commence the evening's literary activity of drunk-tweeting through the Comey book!
Now. Should you care to contribute to the cause, you can buy a drink at PayPal.me/riseandbeheard
No really I'm less torn about this than the Ivanka book
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