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Crazy Convos in Post-2016 World
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Friend: Quit saying Jho Low's name wrong.

Me: What? I'm saying J. Lo.

Friend: It's pronounced "Juh Low."

Me: How do you know?

Friend: Because I've met him before in New York.

1/
Me: Really?

Friend: Yeah, we were trying to do a deal for him.

Me: And what happened?

Friend: We told him it was a bad deal. He wanted to purchase two condos (long pause) in Trump Tower.

Me:(Laughing) It was supposed to be a bad deal, silly. Laundry machines always are.

2/
Me: So then what happened?

Friend: He found someone else to do the deal.

Me: Exactly.
Epilogue: Looks like it ended up being only one condo in Trump Tower instead of two. The penthouse. And yes, it was soon sold at a loss.
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