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tfw your post-trip dinner plans fall apart right before you board the plane
...and also you feel like an idiot for traipsing around in heels for two days because you didn't want to look like a schlub at dinner but didn't want to pack extra shoes
Whatever. Cat's better company, anyway.
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LOL congrats on your retirement, you terrible human
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Ya know, I never really felt like I lived far away from DC until I did the ride back to Arlington in full fight-or-flight mode. Turns out it's actually about 80 miles
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all right i might dox myself here but it’s time to tell the story behind this bill because it is W I L D
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Battle far from over. 1000s of ISIS still there. Check my @akhbar story & thread in English.
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