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Matt Fuller @MEPFuller
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Here come my Home Alone tweets.
Peter MacAllister’s reaction to his wife not picking up an electric converter was “Well how am I supposed to shave in France?”

First of all, it’s not his wife’s job to pick up electric converters. Second of all, what a childish reaction!

Divorce him, Kate!
The MacAllisters forcing everyone to drink milk because they “want to get rid of it.”

(Except for Fuller, of course. He drinks Pepsi.)

This millionaire family has terrible taste in beverages.
45 minutes until their flight takes off?

No, they should not be making this plane, but even with the electricity out, they left themselves no buffer time.

If the transport vans wake them up at 8 am, how much time were they leaving themselves to start?
The MacAllisters have a lot of mannequins in their basement and that’s an extremely creepy thing to not explain.
The clerks at Hubbard Woods Pharmacy are clearly heard conspiring to tell a little kid that a toothbrush was approved by the American Dental Association when they had no clue.

Kevin was right to steal the toothbrush. Frontier Justice.
The slogan of Little Nero’s Pizza was “No Fiddlin’ Around,” which is absolutely exceptional.
John Candy as “The Polka King of the Midwest” is maybe the best, most unexplored side-character in any 90s movie.

He has lived a full life, has had some hits, but also knows the pain of The Road.
So the plan of the Wet Bandits was to kill Kevin, right?

They were just gonna slaughter this kid, huh?

A little dark but okay.
An irony of the Wet Bandits was how much trouble they had with icy steps.

Some may see this as a motif or something.
*aggressively wraps entire hand around glowing, red hot door knob*
My mom watching Hone Alone, wistfully: “No one has kitchen curtains anymore.”
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