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New Year’s Resolutions
1) Train my pet
2) Take daily naps
3) Learn how to dress with style
4) More hugs
5) Play in a band
6) Be more positive
7) Meet New People
8) Cook More
9) Find a hobby
10) Read more books
11) Spend quality time with family
12) Hey, let’s not forget French kisses!
That’s all folks. Happy new year!
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Nothing like tidying up on the first day of the year
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Oh I almost forgot my last resolution -Spend less time on Twitter
And ice skating on the second day
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Don't worry about exercise. It will come as you feed your body the real food. The energy it will give you will make you want to move.

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1. Good or bad, you can learn from everybody

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