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Billy Corben @BillyCorben
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Here's my THREAD of the weirdest, wildest and most Florida-est "Because Florida" videos of 2018: Miami man "high on narcotics" crashes into 3 cars, then flees while other drivers attack his SUV with sledgehammer because Florida
Key West welcomes Trump with a chorus of "Conch Republic Hellos" because Florida (WARNING: STRONG LANGUAGE) via @ColleenHough
Florida man busted for using remote controlled license plate cover to evade tolls because Florida
h/t @__GoneRogue
Miami Beach nightclub shut down after woman rides horse on dance floor is allowed to reopen because Florida:…
Florida woman arrested for driving 70 MPH in I-95 express lane with "crazy" ex-boyfriend clinging to hood of her Mercedes while he calls 911 because Florida (WARNING: STRONG LANGUAGE) via @danimidah
Florida woman in stolen SUV runs into cow pasture to escape cops, but cows chase her down and she's arrested because Florida:
Ex-Miami Marlins president David Samson tells taxpayers he scammed out of $3+ billion to build ballpark, "Fuck you!" because Florida
Florida men arrested after viral video shows them bringing gator into Jacksonville convenience store on beer run because Florida
Florida man wearing only shoes walks past Miami Denny's at Biscayne and 36th Street because Florida (via @ONLYinDADE)
Florida man upset about price of cigarettes threatens clerk with Smith & Wesson M&P15 long rifle (2-pack of Pall Mall was $11, but he said it’s supposed to be $10) because Florida
Florida man punches car in Hialeah road rage incident because Florida
Racoon kills iguana while its detached tail flops around parking lot because Florida (via @koopa_kinte)
15-foot Florida gator named "Chubbs" spotted on Palmetto golf course again because Florida
Florida man fired from security guard job after posting 75 videos of himself farting at work on Instagram under the name "Paul Flart" because Florida
And finally: Why did the flamingo cross the road? Because Florida! Happy New Year — looking forward to a 2019 full of Florida Fuckery! END OF THREAD
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