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Q: How many Leave voters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don’t know, they never really thought about it
Q: How many Leave voters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: We got on perfectly well before lightbulbs
Q: How many Leave voters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: We use the old lightbulb for two years as an implementation period to get used to the dark
Q: How many Leave voters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: We don’t need lightbulbs, we had an Empire, on which the sun never set!
Q: How many Leave voters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: We want our old friends from the #Commonwealth to have an equal chance to change our lightbulbs for us!
Q: How many Leave voters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: We have people from around the world queuing to change our lightbulbs
Q: How many Leave voters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 17.4 m. people and Putin to enjoy the experience
Q: How many Leave voters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: It’s not all about lightbulbs, it’s about sovrinty!
Q: How many Leave voters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: We just want the chance to change our own lightbulbs ok?
Q: How many Leave voters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don’t know. We never expected it to fail
Q: How many Leave voters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: We don’t have to change it. We have technology for an ‘invisible lightbulb’ in the near future.
Q: How many Leave voters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: If we all gather round the bulb while holding it tight, strongly believe in our country, the world will revolve around us and the bulb is changed as by magic!
Q: How many Leave voters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: We don’t actually physically have to change the lightbulb. Proven technology exists to inspect and change the lightbulb away from the actual location. It’s all done by computer!
Q: How many Leave voters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: We don’t really know, but U.K. Parliament have set aside 5 days of debate before Christmas and five days in the new year to have a meaningful debate and vote about it!
Q: How many Leave voters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Well we have a @theresa_may @conservatives estimate and we have a @UKLabour estimate......@jeremycorbyn 🎶Where’s Jeremy Corbyn?🎶
Q: How many Leave voters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Anyway, as I was saying, @jeremycorbyn can do it faster and more efficient than @theresa_may, who has been trying to replace a bayonet fitting with a screwing us all one
Q: How many Leave voters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Lightbulbs? Nah...screw them...we got passports....Blue passports!
Q: How many Leave voters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: If you think we don’t know how to change a lightbulb in England, that’s very patronising to our working class you know!
Q: How many Leave voters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Alright, you’re blocked! Go back to your own country!
PS Many asked how many Remainers to change a lightbulb?

Hello! The lightbulb wasn’t broken. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it!

We have seen of course steady improvements in lightbulb efficiency and like such EU LED steady progress.

We don’t understand Leavers are incandescent.
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