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i did a google image search for this picture and am now looking at related images let's have some GETTY FUN y'all this is a stock photos thread strap in
carrot.
gorilla.
what are these FOR. what are the hypothetical situations in which these images are used. no one knows.
here are some office nudes
these ones are Art
"Stag Man Music Practice
A buck / deer head on a mans body practices upright bass guitar in his living room."
this one is a "comic scene"
this one is also Art
one of the criteria for a thing to be Art is that it has a deer in, imo
this is also Art
getty Related Images are a gift
this woman's life has really improved when she got her new paper-mache coworkers
Vaguely Surreal Things Happen In An Office is a huge portion of stock images that I assume are made to accompany Business Magazine blogs for Executive Readers or something
i love this photo set where they got an old computer and terrorized a dude on the phone
angry business meetings in ascending order of angriness
me on my bullshit
i really enjoy this man being subsumed by post-it notes
i like to believe the post-it encounter happened after the flute laptop conducting encounter, possibly as revenge (?)
this man is being Fucked
this man has had a Day
he gets his socks fucked by his computer and then he post it Loves it
everyone talks about hacker stock photos but there's a whole genre of People Emoting At And Around Computers that's really quite good
"what's working in an office like?" "it's mostly just beaming light and colors about"
𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘵
this is called "soldier using computer" but i don't see anything???
finally someone has captured the Video Game Experience
VIDEO GAMES
this boy is about to say the n-word
this is not to be confused to the very SERIOUS stock images used to illustrate SOLDIER VR
this is it. this is what AI looks like
wheeeEE
what possible use is there for this image
\🌭/
a lot of these images are tagged by ethnicity but there are a lot where the person is not actually discernable, like because they're in a suit or being a robot cyborg or whatever, that are tagged as "caucasian"
im obsessed with Hot Dog Meeting
when you're preparing for Hot Dog Meeting
love this androgynous gorilla talking on a banana
this is described as "businessman and businesswoman talking on their irons". not just irons. THEIR irons
these are a lot
oh dear
these are all for very specific purposes i cannot comprehend
this looks like the result of a gang beasts bug
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