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I’ve been on twitter for a long time. I feel like there’s lots of amazing tweets most of you haven’t seen that have been kinda lost over time. This will be a thread of some of those
After some debate I’ve decided to go with screenshots over links, because a lot of these old accounts are at risk of being deleted and some already have
Love this from @WowItsStephen
a classic from @Leemanish

This account is long gone but lmao
Jeff was one of the funniest people on twitter in the old days @Hadzilla

so hard to pick just one from @bridger_w

another account that's long gone
another account that no longer exists, thanks to @donni who found a screenshot
i love @PeachCoffin

this is good and no longer available
i loved following @Im_Tricia

here's another that's no longer accessible but lmao
a classic from @tuxedobarbecue

this tweet is no longer on twitter, but the user is under a different name, but I won't blow up their spot
I think @ElizaBayne is sooo funny

When he was active here @ieatanddrink was literally the funniest person on twitter imo

@donni has been doing this well for a long time

i got to have beers with @Stellacopter once and listen, she's funny as hell

you should be following @lazerdoov bc he's still active here

this guy isn't on twitter anymore but lmaooo
this barely qualifies as it's from 2014 but I don't see this getting RTed anymore ever. It's so good, from @DanMentos

i remember @yoyoha being like the first normal guy who was funny enough to have celebrity followers

no exaggeration @AmberTozer is a gift to all of us

I hope jon comes back to twitter some day, he's so great
first ballot HOF tweet from @davedittell

this dude has been gone forever but i loved his stuff
and @EireannDolan is super funny and talented

so @TheNardvark is the first guy i remember getting a real writing job bc of twitter

this tweet from @MindyFurano is just perfect

Mike is a great guy and this tweet is a masterpiece @primawesome

especially in the days of 140 character limits and no line breaks I always thought pulling this joke off was amazing @skullmandible

this tweet is no longer around but dang
i feel most people wouldn't have seen this classic from @RowdyBowden

i've always loved this one from @Molly_Kats

back when i cared about who followed me on twitter, i was SUPER excited when @sucittaM did

this is another all-time great imo @brendohare

when i joined twitter Laura was one of the most popular accounts and for good reason @lafix

this is another care where there's too many amazing choices, it's hard to pick just one @kibblesmith

this person doesn't tweet anymore which is a shame, her archive is so great @mdob11

this tweet from @nice_mustard is one of my all-time favorites

i remember how hard i laughed at this one from @vladchoc when i read it

this is more on-brand for @dulcetry than you could even know

this tweet isn't here anymore which is too bad @fart
@longwall26 is a talented writer and gave us this gem

don't forget this one from @Fred_Delicious

true story, @shelbyfero was the very first person i followed on twitter

i can't find this tweet from @jenstatsky for whatever reason, but she is SO funny and this is the one i think about most often
this tweet from @andyerikson is one of the most stolen in all of twitter history, but i just confirmed her version is the first one on this site

sarah is not only funny and great, she's become a great friend @OhNoSheTwitnt

the biggest claim to fame from @Kyle_Lippert is when we found out that the boston marathon bomber had RTed him just before becoming a terrorist

so @ceejoyner is another person who has so many amazing tweets i had trouble picking. Settled on this one

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