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Street Sense Nigeriana: Here's How To Ensure That On Saturday, Your Favorite Candidate Gets Defeated In The Presidential Polls
1. The people who typically swing these things are far removed from the brickbats on Twitter. They are queued up for the process at their polling units as early as 6am. That is how they WIN it
2. Here is how you can LOSE it. Wake up at 8am this Saturday, sit your rump down in front of a TV set and shuffle between Channels TV, AIT and TVC News in a bid to see who is snatching ballot boxes where so you be the first to tweet it and garner a thousand retweets
3. By the time that you are done, the time allotted for the accreditation of voters would have elapsed and you will not be allowed to vote. That way, you will be moaning on Twitter for the next 4 years
4. IF you like, you can also wake and go drinking in anticipation of your candidate's expected victory instead of going to make it happen at the polling booth
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