Thread by @MollyMcKew

How to grade papers, a procrastinator's guide:
- open student paper. realize there is laundry to hang to dry
- back to paper. decide to feed cats 2nd dinner
- paper again. oops forgot to get drink while in kitchen
- return to paper. google if there is season 2 of homecoming...

- text tv buddy neighbor re homecoming season 2
- let cat out
- go through mail
- back to paper
- twitter
- let cat back in
- paper again
- let cat out again

- grade one paper, huzzah!
- cat comes back in, demands 3rd dinner
- cat needs snuggles for cold kitty feet
- remember forgotten bills
- grade second paper, huzzah!
- random text exchange re awfulness of car air freshener
- get hand lotion
- turn heat down

- read an article about gin
- grade another paper
- marvel at horribleness of cat farts
- send article about gin to dad
- paper
- pointless amazon order
- remember to revive text argument with college friend re gloriousness of Red Dawn

- paper
- suddenly remember expense invoice from event 4 months ago
- text neighbors to ask what that crashing noise was
- bring neighbors dustpan
- light candle, because cat farts
- paper
- wonder what cats dream about
- make morning neighbor coffee plans
- paper

- play stupid video game
- check emergency chocolate drawer for chocolate
- let cat back out
- half a paper
- check menu of place for lunch tomorrow
- other half of paper
- turn off twitter notifications