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Valentine thread for @Testsubject4101

Your hippo girlfriend knows you love her size, and with the size difference between you its easy to show it off. You'll often find youself pinned to walls as you walk beside her. The way you blush helps her to know big is beautiful.
Your hippo girlfriend fills the space around her through her sheer existence. You've become very familiar with the lovely dark grey pudge that makes up her form, as she finds any excuse to press it against you. Her warmth is a comfort on a cold valentines.
Your hippo girlfriend has an appetite, this you know. The corners of her broad muzzle turn up in a why smile, and her ears give a little flick when she wants snacks. The less subtle sign it's time to eat are the tummy rumbles that cause ripples in nearby containers of water.
After dating a bit, your hippo girlfriend insisted that you move in with her. You were surprised to find she did not have a bed. The reasoning for this was they break too often...Now, you sleep on her tummy at night, lulled by the rise and fall of her breath. Who needs mattresses
Your hippo girlfriend notices the way you watch when she interacts with the world. She makes a point of working her hips through doorways and letting her tummy spill over the top of tables at restaurant booths. She knows you're always the first to volunteer to help her out.
You learn not to complain about being cold around your Hippo Girlfriend if you have plans in the near future. The first time you did the resulting avalanche of warm contact caught you off guard. She lays atop you, smirking playfully. She's better than any blanket.
You buy your hippo girlfriend chocolates for valentines day. The largest box they sell at the department store vanishes into her maw within minutes. Before she can apologize, you pull a sheet of the other twenty you bought.

She's worth it.
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