Thread by @CaudlesNotebook

A Bloop Boyfriend thread for @ArtemisAlexande

So! This thread'll be a bit different, it's about cohabitating with Bloop, a character of @tacokurt 's who's a giant slimy bogleach/roo thingie that I often work with for audios/stories. Supervillain, voracious, there's your intro.

@ArtemisAlexande @tacokurt When you put out an ad for a roommate you didn't expect who showed up. Bloop stood ten feet tall, and only fit through the door frame because of the shiny layer of slime along his enormous hips. He stuffed a pile of money into your hands and said "We'll be great friends!"

@ArtemisAlexande @tacokurt Bloop, you find, has control of his slime, his "Bloop goop" as he calls it. Most of the time he's dry to the touch, but smooth and frictionless. At a thought, viscous strands of ooze slip from his body, liberally coating whatever he likes. The shower is an interesting space.

@ArtemisAlexande @tacokurt One of the strangest things about Bloop is his tail, you find. it has a mind of its own, and seems to 'See' despite lacking eyes. It's plump, always smiling lips find excuses to moosh against you, kisses that cover most of your torso. Bloop seems uninclined to stop it.

@ArtemisAlexande @tacokurt You notice Bloop is very heavy. He doesn't seem to have any bones. His body is just a mass of huge, soft, occasionally slimy flesh all the way through. The couch bends in the middle as his hips fill it, you find yourself squished deep against his thigh as he picks up the remote.

@ArtemisAlexande @tacokurt Bloop's very presence is dominating. His hands, large enough to hold your whole head like a ping pong ball, are always moving softly. His tail is always searching, curling around behind you, blocking off exits as he talks. His slime, when he calls it, clings to you, a reminder.

@ArtemisAlexande @tacokurt You wonder why Bloop pays rent. He could easily stay anywhere, but every month there's money on the counter. When you ask him why, you find yourself pinned to the wall, the endless, slick softness of his belly pinning you there as he smirks. "Maybe I just think you're cute."

@ArtemisAlexande @tacokurt As you live together, Bloop gets more touchy, you often find yourself pinned against walls by the massive arc of his southern curves as he fills hallways. Laying on the couch is dangerous as he's liable to flop down over you, purple pudge absorbing struggles.

@ArtemisAlexande @tacokurt Bloop's goop is the most dominant thing about him. He walks into the shower pinning you with soft flesh. The goo clings, makes it hard to move, weighs you down. You're utterly coated by the time he decides 'His' shower is over, strands of slime connect you as he pulls back.

@ArtemisAlexande @tacokurt Bloop's tail is overly affectionate some days, when he doesn't reign it in its hard to fight. Thick loops of purple pudge come up to your waist as they wrap around. That boneless softness impossible to push away as your hands sink in and the kisses begin.

@ArtemisAlexande @tacokurt After a while, you find Bloop treats his tail a bit like a housepet, a very intelligent, hungry housepet. He occasionally feeds it scraps, but you wonder what it eats otherwise...When you find an empty mail van, and strange sounds coming from its depths, you question no further.

@ArtemisAlexande @tacokurt Bloop decides, one day, to make you 'His second' as he puts it. You feel the memory of his weight against you and his goop lingering as he says it. You agree. When he kisses you, a heavy, consuming affection, you find his strange dreadlocks are prehensile, stroking your cheeks.

@ArtemisAlexande @tacokurt Bloop's teasings ramp up. You find his tail wrapping, thickly, warmly around your lower body, pulling you into rooms for affections that leave you drenched in clinging ooze, constant kisses that dominate your senses. The color purple becomes very familiar to you as the days pass.

@ArtemisAlexande @tacokurt Bloop seems...rather off his rocker at times, mad laughter, teasing puns and dark chuckles as he fills your world, inside and out, but as you progress together you find you love his odd sort of crazy, it's hard not to as his goo makes your mind fuzzy and warm.

@ArtemisAlexande @tacokurt In your haze, Bloop's enormous hands wrap around you, fingers thicker than your arm. Holding you close. He's so plaint it feels like you could sink away. He says he thinks he'll keep you for some time, he's never had a partner, but even villains need someone on which to dote...

@ArtemisAlexande @tacokurt A thread that certainly 'Sticks' with you!

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