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There’s a floor in my work building that is completely vacant but the bathroom works and it’s so awkward cuz if you ever see someone get on the elevator from that floor to go back down you know they just took a secret poop 💩
And if you go to take a civilized poop and pass someone on the way who’s leaving, you know what they just did and they know what you’re about to do.
And if you leave the men’s bathroom after taking a secret poop and someone leaves the women’s restroom at the same time you have to wait for the elevator together as solidarity poopers and you know what the other person is thinking.
And if you walk in the bathroom and someone else is already pooping in a stall but they see someone walk in, they know what you were trying to do and that they ruined it.
And nobody can ever talk about it because you don’t want other people to know so literally everyone had to try multiple floors to get to this level of knowledge.
It’s really complex. I couldn’t hold it in anymore. No pun intended.
