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If Tottenham Hotspur were the Avengers.
A Thread:
A Thread:
Mauricio Pochettino - Nick Fury
We all know he runs this project.
We all know he runs this project.
Jesus Perez - Black Widow
Underrrated importance.
Underrrated importance.
Harry Kane - The Hulk
Your defence is terrified. Absolute winner - especially when he loses the ball.
Your defence is terrified. Absolute winner - especially when he loses the ball.
Dele Alli - Iron Man
Does what he wants. Loved by everyone.
Does what he wants. Loved by everyone.
Eric Dier - Colonel Rhodes
Absolute (war) machine. Works well with Iron Man (Dele Alli).
Absolute (war) machine. Works well with Iron Man (Dele Alli).
Erik Lamela - Scarlet Witch
Nobody better to get into the minds of the opposition.
Nobody better to get into the minds of the opposition.
Lucas Moura - Quicksilver
Fastest in the squad. Works well off the bench with Scarlet Witch (Erik Lamela)
Fastest in the squad. Works well off the bench with Scarlet Witch (Erik Lamela)
Fernando Llorente - Groot
Tree. English isn’t the best.
Tree. English isn’t the best.
Kieran Trippier - Ant-man
Odd moment of brilliance but overall, pretty sh*t.
Odd moment of brilliance but overall, pretty sh*t.
Hugo Lloris - Captain Marvel
Team Captain. Usually saves the day.
Team Captain. Usually saves the day.
Harry Winks - Spider-Man
Who else? New to the first team but loved by everyone. Massive potential not to mention cute.
Who else? New to the first team but loved by everyone. Massive potential not to mention cute.
Christian Eriksen - Thor
One of the big guns. Total God on his day. Lighting set pieces. Killer shot.
One of the big guns. Total God on his day. Lighting set pieces. Killer shot.
Jan Vertonghen - Captain America
The team’s Vice-Captain. He’s been here the longest. Blocks everything coming his way. They don’t look too different either.
The team’s Vice-Captain. He’s been here the longest. Blocks everything coming his way. They don’t look too different either.
Heung-Min Son - Black Panther
Quick. Killer attacker. All about his country. Loved.
Quick. Killer attacker. All about his country. Loved.
Moussa Sissoko - Drax
Started out as an enemy but now absolutely adored. All about his family. Beast.
Started out as an enemy but now absolutely adored. All about his family. Beast.
Danny Rose - Rocket
Says what’s on his mind. Absolute legend when he’s at his best.
Says what’s on his mind. Absolute legend when he’s at his best.
Ben Davies - Falcon
Not the best but does the job when called upon.
Not the best but does the job when called upon.
Serge Aurier - Starlord
Bad ass. Lethal with Rocket (Danny Rose).
Bad ass. Lethal with Rocket (Danny Rose).
Davinson Sanchez - Dr Strange
Calm. New on the scene with plenty of potential. Not yet proven himself.
Calm. New on the scene with plenty of potential. Not yet proven himself.
Toby Alderweireld - Hawkeye
Nobody with an eye for a pass, or arrow, like him. Absolute soldier.
Nobody with an eye for a pass, or arrow, like him. Absolute soldier.
Paulo Gazzaniga - Loki
Potential to be King. Handsome devil.
Potential to be King. Handsome devil.
Victor Wanyama - Winter Soldier/Bucky
Struggled with an injury but hard to get past on his day.
Struggled with an injury but hard to get past on his day.
Michel Vorm - The Ancient One
On his way out but was decent in his time.
On his way out but was decent in his time.
Juan Foyth - Gamora
Not one of the big guns but a force to be reckoned with when called upon.
Not one of the big guns but a force to be reckoned with when called upon.
Kyle Walker-Peters - Vision
Much like artificial intelligence, he’s one for the future.
Much like artificial intelligence, he’s one for the future.
