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These are few of the requirements of an authoritarian cult of personality:
Dear Leader must never be held responsible for the bad actions of those who credit him with empowering them.
Everything within Dear Leader, nothing outside Dear Leader, nothing against Dear Leader.
Whatever Dear Leader claims to be, he is. Whatever Dear Leader claims not to be, he is not.
Opposition to Dear Leader is unpatriotic. Negative press coverage of Dear Leader is Fake News.
Dear Leader only gives. Dear Leader never takes away.
Dear Leader's will is superior to process.

Process is Deep State opposition to the will of the people.

Dear Leader represents the will of the people.
Dear Leader's emergency declaration is a Patriotic Victory.

The Kenyan Pretender's Pen & Phone was an Imperial Presidency.
Dear Leader's gut is the smartest person in the room.
Dear Leader's instincts are superior to the collective knowledge of competing voices.
Dear Leader's business acumen cannot be questioned. Also, audit in progress.
Those who say that Dear Leader's mouth often looks like a blow-up sex doll will be purged from both the Republican Party, and Evangelical Christianity.
Dear Leader rightly shitcanned the traitor Mattis.
Dear Leader's technical appraisal of armored Humvees turning IEDs into "a little ride" was correct.

Just ask a combat veteran who went through the experience.
Dear Leader requires you to abandon your critical faculties and principles, because trolls on Twitter say it must be so.
Make America Great Again. Keep America Great.

Those who see a contradiction fail to appreciate the genius of #DearLeaderism.
Dear Leader owns the libs by humiliating conservative Republicans.

How you fail to see this is a mystery.
Dear Leader fights! He's too busy to fire people in person.

He can't be everywhere at once.
It's a binary choice.

And Dear Leader is on the side of God.

Obvious.

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