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Dr. Guendozi
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"One tragic thing in Nigeria is that whatever topic you bring up, there are some commentators who know next to nothing about the subject, but would be the first to criticize. I do not mean to be rude to them"..Audu Ogbeh

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You don't need to argue with anybody about Audu Ogbeh. He is not the bow-tie, fancy suit, high vocab man. He is a farmer, has owns farmers, he is involved privately in all aspects of farming. He knows what the problems are, he is a beast in the field.
There is no basis for comparison..
Most people don't read tho..

pulse.ng/news/local/aud…
Farmers are cashing out, you are here arguing about Audu Ogbeh who has made life easy for them.

dailypost.ng/2017/07/05/nig…
Cashew farmers not spirits with a target of $480m = N170bn.

Twitter finger who does not know how to plant maize will be analyzing GDP figures..

dailytrust.com.ng/cashew-farmers…
It is not by Bowtie and fancy suits.

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Erectile dysfunction (impotence) is the inability to get and keep an erection firm enough for sexual intercourse. 20% of men will have Erectile dysfunction at one point in time in their lifetime.
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Dr. Guendozi
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Unto another topic..

Let me tell you something about the Hausa/ fulani tribe from personal experience. They have mastered the attitude and the road to success in Nigeria.

A simple yet complicated path in this present day Nigeria.
We southerners believe so much in academic excellence and certificates. We want to acquire all the degrees, bragging rights or needless competition amongst peers. While the average northerner will join NNPC as a clerk and start his/her career early..
the southerner or westerner will be aiming for two masters degree so that he can be employed as a manager. At the end of the day, he ends up with nothing. The northerners will join the Federal civil service at a young age at the minimum entry level..
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Dr. Guendozi
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I remember my trip to NYSC camp at Ikare Akoko up till date, I still don't understand why I took that decision and how I survived the trip. After my clearance at the dept of surgery, UITH, that particular morning around 10am, I drove straight to MDCN in Victoria Island..
Camp was meant to close that particular day and I was determined not to waste any more time at home chilling for NYSC. I left MDCN 4pm after the usual razzmatazz..
I got to ojota and I saw a long stretch of traffic jam caused by stop.and search by the military..
What! I looked around and saw one military man, I got down and went to meet him, I told him I was going to camp in Ikare Akoko. I asked him to help me out of my predicament, he searched my car and within minutes he parted the traffic like the red sea. He joined me and I zoomed..
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