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The "David Davies School of Politics" must be the civilian wing of "The Imperial Storm Troopers' School of Marksmanship"; all the characteristics fit.
There's also the "Dominic Raab Academy of Advanced Geography"
The "Nigel Farage Work Ethics Award".
The "Boris Johnson Department of International Journalism".
The "Theresa May Prize for Flexibility in Thinking".
Michael Gove Medal for Innovative Work in Data Ethics
The Jeremy Corbyn Guide to Voter Retention.
The Mark Franois Professorate of Military Acumen and Valor in Battle.
The Kate Hoey Handbook of International Solidarity
(You really have to appreciate the way British politicians offer themselves up for jokes. There's a certain cartoonish character to them.)
The Damian Green Center for Workplace Computer Security
The Christopher Chope Course in Advanced Photography Techniques
The Chris Greyling Performance Stability Manual
The Andrew Bridgen School of Irish Ancestry (TY @PensionSec)
The Nigel Lawson Lifetime Achievement Award in Climate Science
The Jacob Reed Mogg School of Contemporary Linguistics.
The Dr Liam Fox International Aviation Lectures
The Daniel Kawczynski Institute for International Diplomacy
The David Cameron College of Political Strategy
(thread almost back where it started, but only almost)
(thread almost back where it started, but only almost)
The Karen Bradley Centre for Irish Studies (thanks @WillJPatterson)
The European Research Group for European Research
The Chloe Westley Transparency Initative
The Darren Grimes Guide To Stretching Your Student Budget
The Arlene Foster National Unity Essay Contest
The Steven Woolfe Extreme Proficiency MMA Dojo
The John Humphrys School of Journalism
The Mike Fabric....
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No, I simply can't .... no ... it's too much ... grbbbbbghhhbbbbb
And the full institution has its name.
The Gerard Batten Academy of Humor
The Gavin Williamson Guide to Discreet Leaking. Chinese Edition.
