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1) Alright shitbird, I gave you every opportunity to back down. Now, you’re going to keep up the ‘wahhhh stop running to your followers’ nonsense, but really, I’m doing this because I didn’t want to shit up War Economy’s notifications with our dick-swinging contest.
2) See, I’m not sure if you realize this, but having some argument completely unrelated to you in your notifications is actually annoying as shit.
3) Now, I say you probably don’t realize this because obviously hardly anyone ever talks to your dumb ass on twitter. Had your account 4 months longer than me and apparently people STILL don’t find your ass interesting
4) Probably because they hear cuckservative and realize you belong in the special needs class. So sit down and try not to choke on duplo blocks while I dissect the memetic cancer that is your positions.
5) First off, motherfucker, it is 2019, and you STILL wanna label yourself a crypto fanatic? Lemme tell you something about crypto. WE TOLD YOUR DUMBASSES
6) Five fuckin years ago we were telling you that a deflationary currency is about as useful as a sniper rifle scope on a goddamn baseball bat, that you all were making a fucking bubble, and dipshits like you were yelling ‘TO THE MOON!’ as it crested $19k
7) And what kind of mouth breathing gold ball fondlers were y’all listening to? The Krassenstein brothers.
That’s right, you’re so dumb, you listened to the Krassenstein brothers. I don’t even need a proper joke for that. You listened to the Krassenstein brothers.
That’s right, you’re so dumb, you listened to the Krassenstein brothers. I don’t even need a proper joke for that. You listened to the Krassenstein brothers.
8) Now you’re lucky to get it to crest above $4k, and y’all are STILL pushing your bullshit cashgrab scam, because that’s all it was, with blogs like this. blog.sfox.com/how-to-short-b…
9) “Oh, but I made money on crypto.” I’m sure you did. Because you sold it after you’d gotten enough other people fooled into dumping money into your goddamn pyramid scheme so you could cash out and run from it like a bitch, leaving the NEXT round of people to hold the bag.
10) You stay sitting in your corner you fucking toadstool, I’ll tell you when I’m done, and it won’t be for awhile, because this is a 69 tweet thread coming and I’m reaching around the whole fucking distance
11) As I was saying, the price of dickcheesecoins has crashed so hard, scam artists like the krassenstein brothers use internet circlejerks and outright refusal to engage all criticism about crypto to bait in more people to invest money so the price goes back up
12) At which point they cash out, the price bottoms out, the next round of asshats are left holding the bag, and the cycle repeats itself. I accuse you of listening to the Krassenstein brothers because you’re pulling the same fucking scam they are calling yourself a crypto fan
13) Bitch, you are a SCAM ARTIST, and you troll around the fucking sewage of twitter trying to find fresh marks to rope into your pyramid scheme.
But I’m done with that, lets move on to the next of your litany of sins I am arbitrarily branding you with because Twitter ain’t fair
But I’m done with that, lets move on to the next of your litany of sins I am arbitrarily branding you with because Twitter ain’t fair
14) Let’s start with THIS fourth trimester abortion of a thought from you.
15) All I gotta ask is, why are you NOT so anti-Iran? My only assumption is that your ass has created a four star hotel for your cranium, and you don’t realize that how many caskets of our soldiers from the past decade can be reasonably pointed in Iran’s direction
16) Newflash you dumbass, we’ve already been at war with Iran for a decade, longer if you count the multiple bouts of terrorism that were paid and trained by the fucking Mullahs.
17) Only thing is, Iran’s pretty fucking good about paying dirt farming goat fuckers from around the world to hold guns and make ieds, so while we’ve been dicking around in some deserts the Mullahs have been living in golden palaces. Literally. Fucking doors and all.
18) The problem now is we have lukewarm milquetoast little shitstains like you who flip a literal fucking shit when Trump slaps back someone who’s threatening to kill us. I don’t even have to dig back in your feed to know you shat bricks when missiles got fired into Syria.
19) “OMG TEH NEOCONS WINNAHN WE GONTO WAHRRRRR” That’s what those panic tweets look like to me because you isolationist goldfish memory having jacksocks have no pattern recognition and fail to realize TRUMP IS NEVER GOING TO START ANOTHER WAR.
20) Instead, Trump is being SMARTER with SWIFT sanctions, and this time targeted Iran’s central bank, a move Obama didn’t do which allowed the IRGC to use the Iranian central bank to act as a money laundering vehicle.
21) But dumbfuck bitbugs like you have zero basic understanding of economics, so here’s a primer, from a FUCKING YEAR AGO WHEN I WAS TALKING ABOUT THIS.
22) See, while you’ve been wallowing in your state of constant fear and panic and mania, I’ve been learning, I’ve been studying, I’ve been watching, I’ve been yelling at idiots like you FUCK YOUR FEAR.
23) You apprently have been running around calling people cuckservatives. What the fuck happened to you, did you freeze yourself early 2016 and just recently thawed out? Because bro, that is the ONLY explanation for your dumb ass positions.
24) Let me next pivot to this fucking pyrite-composite gem right here
25) Shit shows me that your value as a debate opponent is the same as the crud between the treads of my shoe as I curb-stomp your beaked shitbird face
26) You are the fucking mute handless jester trying to smash a pair of tamborines together in my twitter notifications.
You are the soy latte of the pink haired genderqueer demisexual buzzfeed writer that I piss in when they aren’t looking.
You are the soy latte of the pink haired genderqueer demisexual buzzfeed writer that I piss in when they aren’t looking.
27) Now that I’m done berating you for insulting my boy Heshmet, and believe me when I tell you that I did not go nearly far enough in doing so for the level to which you done fucked up, let me now explain why your knowledge of the topic is comparable to that of a sea urchin
28) No, talk about how the Mullahs are monsters for imprisoning, torturing, raping, and killing women who won’t wear headscarves or who dance in the streets is not the equivalent of Hill-dawg, Baguette Country, and Beer Country deciding it was a good day to gangbang Libya
29) No, as it has been revealed, Ghaddafi was planning to set up an international competing currency for the African Franc.
30) Here’s my thread on the topic. Because I study and write about this shit. Unlike you. Who runs around calling people cuckservatives because you dented your skull in 2016, probably by facechecking into an antifa bikelock. threadreaderapp.com/thread/9761239…
31) See, dumbasses like you apparently like to rack up frequent flyer miles by yeeting your head right up your ass, because for all you scream about american neocon imperialism, you fail to realize that THE FRENCH AND THE EU ARE ACTUALLY FUCKING IMPERALISTIC RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
32) I saw that petrodollar comment, fuck right off with that and delete if. It wasn’t the dollar (the petrodollar doesnt mean what you think it means, I’m not getting into that right now. Maybe later).
It was the African Franc, the currency dominating northwest Africa.
It was the African Franc, the currency dominating northwest Africa.
33) See, France and its pre-approved rulers of its former colonies/current african vassal states keep those nations locked in abject poverty by forcing them to stay on a currency that is far too valuable for them to effectively use, because the African Franc is backed by EUROS.
34) And the reason the African Franc was backed by the Franc and now by Euros is because one of the ways a currency stays valuable is by foreign demand for the currency.
Ghaddafi’s currency didn’t threaten the dollar. It threatened the EURO.
Ghaddafi’s currency didn’t threaten the dollar. It threatened the EURO.
35) And NOT ONLY THAT, but it threatened the Euro in the midst of the EU banking crisis, right in the heart of it really. If the value of the Euro fell? Brexit would be an OPTIMISTIC result for the EU. The entire concept of the EU would fucking die.
36) This isn’t hyperbole. Investors are flighty, weak willed, they scare easily, they’re basically sand people. If the African Franc was usurped and the Euro took a dive, there would be a crash on the value of the Euro. Kinda like bitcoin’s value crash. You remember that?
37) So, our enlightened globalist overlords decided that turning Libya into a hellhole that is STILL IN A CIVIL WAR (longer than Syria’s, I believe) was an acceptable cost to keeping the EU together.
38) But YOUR dumb ass wants to compare it to Sudan, where literal fucking genocides have happened, and Iran, who’s been exporting death and destruction for decades.
You fucking sea urchin.
You fucking sea urchin.
39) “Oh, but this isn’t fair, you ran to your twitter followers, wahhhhhh.” Lemme tell you a story.
40) I picked a fight with Seth Abramson. I said he didn’t have shit, that his 100 tweet threads were a scam, and he pointed me out to say I’d be sorely disappointed, and I was flooded with NPC’s for a day until he did another 100 tweet thread and buried it.
41) I learned from that, I grew from that, and I am laughing every day at the fucking dumpster fire his twitter page is.
42) You’re not going to learn from this. You’re most likely still not even reading it shitbird. I don’t actually remember your username, because I’ll be honest, you sound and act exactly like an NPC. You are a fucking parody of what an account in 2016 looked like.
43) I wrote this thread because I have a lot of anger I needed to work out, and I did you the courtesy of giving you every opportunity to walk away. You knew going into this I had a decent sized reach, magnitudes larger than yours. Its how you saw my assange thread to begin with
44) This was never going to be a fair fight. I have no obligation to make it a fair fight. I don’t even have any obligation to answer your rebuttals, and I won’t, because you’re fucking dumb. And you probably didnt even watch the Ass-Colbert interview, which means i despise you
45) I am going to block you now, and I am going to take great pleasure in watching over the next however long it takes as your fucking idol assange attacks trump, attacks you, attacks America, attacks everything, because here’s the fucking secret.
46) Julian Assange is a fucking bitter old socialist who doesn’t believe in freedom, doesn’t believe in the freedom of information, he doesn’t even believe in the common decency of humanity. He is a twisted broken and bitter man who spits on bears and asks why they mauled him
47) I’ve held this grudge for 9 fucking years for reasons which are VERY near, and VERY personal to me, which I have no obligation to share.
And you decided to call me a cuckservative because I disagreed with you about him.
And you decided to call me a cuckservative because I disagreed with you about him.
48) You don’t get mercy, you don’t get a 69 tweet thread, you get shorted 21, which is the age you need to be at before you can drink bourbon and get on my fucking level.
Instead, you get a block.
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Instead, you get a block.
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