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i will be the first explicitly antiscience candidate for president. we will teach the controversy of geocentrism vs sun worship (heliocentrism). only certain nerds (cool math ones, medical ones) will be tolerated in public. full investigation into the history of "nuclear weapons"
i will declare the mainstreaming of comic book "geek" culture a public health crisis and require all museums that receive governmental funding to build and maintain a biblical art wing
i, owen cyclops, am calling for a complete and total shutdown on "dinosaur toys" for children until we figure out what the hell is going on. we have no choice
gonna try as hard as possible to make sure you guys dont get caught up in the meta-magical anti-satanic inquisitionary forces sweeping reforms but im not making any promises
of course these policies will still apply, thank you to everyone who helped make my 2018 campaign a success
