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All flights canceled out of Detroit but I’m the Best Man at a wedding tomorrow so I’m gonna have to rent a car and drive to Charleston. Please say a prayer for my safety!
The only downside is my followers are divided between Christians and Muslims, so if I do make it home safely, there’s no way to know which prayers worked and therefore which religion is true. Need to conduct a more scientific study.
Stopped in Carey Ohio for snacks and stumbled upon a National Shrine to Our Lady of Consolation.
16 hours later. Home safe. Thanks for the prayers everybody!
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Imran Khan saying "Bilawal Bhutto Sahiba" was obviously a slip of the tongue. People will criticize her for anything. Leave my mother alone.
I was calling him my mother. Try to keep up.
Sigh. No. I was talking about IK.
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Narrator: You still can't.
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Cool to see the media doing ISIS’ propaganda for them by uncritically repeating their claim that the Sri Lanka Easter bombings were retaliation for the New Zealand massacre even though there’s no way this wasn’t planned for months.
Imagine thinking ISIS was provoked.
ISIS likes killing Christians. Kinda their thing. It’s a nihilistic death cult. The reasons come later.
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