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Let's do this Thrones thing again, I guess
Night King murdered thousands of fighters but not any important characters. DeMar Derozan levels of inefficiency.
The Hound giving Gendry the "You're not good enough to date my daughter" dad talk
Imagine Brienne and Jaime finally having sex, and then Jaime calling out Cersei's name
Oh man, Dany has the madness in her eyes
Let's be honest. Tormund is just a more lovable Jorah.
Arya put it on Gendry and he's ready to propose. My man, she's only in love with death.

"Just need to know what that dick like so one time is fine with me"

- Arya
Jaime didn't want Brienne until he found out that she was a virgin. How very 4Chan of him.
Jon is so much of Ned Stark that I expect this to end with him being beheaded as well
Look at Sansa being talkative now that the fighting is done. She's gotten her big coat and snideness back.
Young Encyclopedia Brantannica
Kill a few hundred people, they make you a lord. Kill a few thousand, they make you a king. Bronn with the Omar on trial speech.
The Hound and Arya are the best thing about this show. Just give them the rest of the show.
THE NERVE OF SANSA TO SAY THAT THE MEN IN HER FAMILY DON'T DO WELL IN THE CAPITAL AS IF SHE DIDN'T CONTRIBUTE TO HER DAD BEING KILLED. LOOK AT THIS NONSENSE.
Now I'm upset
Jon pretending that he didn't leave Sam to die
"I'm not sure it matters what he wants" is the best summation of Jon Snow's entire story. Man keeps trying to die and they continuously promote him.
HOLY SHIT. NOT MY DRAGON SON!!!!
Damn. Greyworm really lost the only woman in the world who would want a man who can only give her forehead kisses.
Oh man, they're going to push Dany into mass murder. She's trying so damn hard to not turn everything into ash and they keep sending her to it.
I've been telling y'all for the longest that Jaime was trash. But nope. Just because he was handsome and looked at Brienne nicely, y'all thought he was good. And now he admits that he's trash. Look at God.
Hey man, Cersei has to die
I don't care if Dany murders everyone in King's Landing. She tried.
Y'all been giving Dany hell for always trying to be forceful. But she lost her dragon, got shit-talked by big coat Sansa, had Jon fail to put her first. And still tried to be chill about shit, and now look.
Saying anything bad about whatever Dany does next is victim blaming
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