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Ok, so now I'm awake and tweeting for the 3rd time today. This time it seems somewhat less apocalyptic and my path is clear (at least for the next 15 minutes or so). First though, I'd better feed the dogs, mow the grass and get a load of washing on. Doh, already distracted.
#australiavotes2019 has spoken. Approximately 51% of our country wants more of the last 6 years.

So, why don't us progressives, nay, outcasts, give it to them?
Step 1. Create a church and make it tax exempt. Membership is open to anyone that believes in a supernatural being that supports, encourages and enables the #LNP government to engage in behaviour that is corrupt and bad for the future and the environment.
Step 2. Open a bank account in the Cayman Islands in the name of said Church. Establish other operating entities such as Superannuation Funds, etc, as required to fulfil the holy duties of the Church
Step 3. Encourage all Church members to liquidate their assets (especially those companies and properties at odds to Church values) and gift them to the church, obtaining a nice tax deduction in the process.
Step 4. Church deposits all funds in the Caymans bank account and begins to use them to buy up land in regional areas to promote worship of our spiritual father, the #antihappyclapperbogan who demands allegiance to future generations, the environment and the downtrodden
Step 5. Church builds sustainable places of worship on said land that includes sustainable power generation facilities, greenhouses a la @SundropFarms, research centres of excellence and sustainable housing
Step 6. Church members sell their houses, deposit the funds in the Church and move to the religious centres to take up a more communal living experience where people are welcomed, looked after and provided with time and space to pursue their respective interests & strengths
Step 7. The Church provides all who worship at the centers with a place to live, education, medical care, aged care, worshipful food, etc
Step 8. The People of the Church create sustainable energy solutions, liquid fuels from air (carbonengineering.com), electric vehicles (ace-ev.com.au) and other future looking items of worship which are then sold via the Caymans entity to overseas clients
Step 9. Revenue for products flow into the Caymans account & are used (tax free I might add) 2 further the interests of the Church in Australia, by buying up land, businesses & property (to further the Church, of course) that have now been devalued so much that they are bargains
Outcomes 1:
- 49% of the population withdraws its earning capacity from the economy, plunging the 51% of climate denying, right wing idiots into economic depression.
- Old industry companies lose their shareholders and clients (yes, #newscorpse I'm looking at you)
Outcomes 2:
- Church members funds are offshore & can be invested wisely to further Church goals (one of which is the fair treatment of all Church members)
- Revenue is not taxed as the Church is tax exempt
- We poke #LNP members in the eye with a big financial stick
Here endeth my first sermon on this, the 19th day of May in the Year 1 AE (After Election).

#auspol #auspol2019 #votethemout (didn't think I'd use that one again)
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