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1. Your difinitive guide to the "Milkshake Plot"
...FOR DUMMIES
...FOR DUMMIES
2.
You want to equate Milkshakes with violent assault? Okay, let's brainstorm this thing out, shall we.
You want to equate Milkshakes with violent assault? Okay, let's brainstorm this thing out, shall we.
3.
If you succeed at deeming milkshakes a weapon of assault, you leave the State (totalitarian) no other choice but to do something about it.
If you succeed at deeming milkshakes a weapon of assault, you leave the State (totalitarian) no other choice but to do something about it.
4.
Don't know about you, but I've seen what the state does in shit situations (many created by them in the first place to control population), but you go ahead and push the nonsense to final outcome. (I'm giggling about butter knives being outlawed right now)
Don't know about you, but I've seen what the state does in shit situations (many created by them in the first place to control population), but you go ahead and push the nonsense to final outcome. (I'm giggling about butter knives being outlawed right now)
5.
Inevitably when the populace outrages over nonsense the totalitarian state uses it against the populace. Next think you know you won't be able to carry a milkshake in a non-secured vessel while on the street.
Inevitably when the populace outrages over nonsense the totalitarian state uses it against the populace. Next think you know you won't be able to carry a milkshake in a non-secured vessel while on the street.
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Oh, but it's going to lead to more violence, you say? Yeah, I've heard that before, but it's always from the left when they want to instate draconian laws. You'e become the left in your outrage.
Oh, but it's going to lead to more violence, you say? Yeah, I've heard that before, but it's always from the left when they want to instate draconian laws. You'e become the left in your outrage.
7.
News flash, the violence is already here and it wasn't a milkshake that set it off. Get a grip.
News flash, the violence is already here and it wasn't a milkshake that set it off. Get a grip.
8.
If you start breaking people's face when they come at you, that'll actually change things, not crying for the state to do something about it. ESPECIALLY over a fuckin' milkshake, ya fags.
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If you start breaking people's face when they come at you, that'll actually change things, not crying for the state to do something about it. ESPECIALLY over a fuckin' milkshake, ya fags.
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