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A.R. Moxon (Julius Goat)
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My novel, THE REVISIONARIES, comes out December 3, and I can't wait for you to read it.

This is a thread about how (and why) to pre-order.
If threads aren't your thing, all the details can be found in this blog post right here:

armoxon.com/2019/03/the-re…
To begin: pre-ordering actually IS important!

If you value my writing, it is absolutely the best way to help make sure there is more of it.

This short thread lays out why very nicely.
Nextly, anyone who pre-orders should tell me!

It makes me happy, and also I will reply with a bespoke GIF expressing my delight in you and your existence and all your good choices.

High five!
OK, there are pre-order options:

1) All pre-orders are good, but ordering from independent booksellers is so extra good, you cannot imagine. You'll get angel wings. Call them!

Indiebound is a great site to help you find an indie near you. indiebound.org/book/978161219…
2) Let's move on to Books-A-Million. BAM!

booksamillion.com/product/978161…
3) Come for the Barnes ... stay for the Noble.

barnesandnoble.com/w/the-revision…
4) ♪♫Want that Kindle?
Get that Kindle.
Get a hard cover
Put it in your bindle
You want it I got it, go, get it, and buy it
You'll never like it if you don't try it.
An e-reader
Can be so nice
Yeah and you can read however you like, if you like ♪♫ amazon.com/Revisionaries-…
5) A very polite link for my Canadian friends. penguinrandomhouse.ca/books/610857/t…
OK, that's all. Whenever I found a new beloved book, I found a new beloved voice. A friend I didn't know I had.

I wrote this in hopes that it would somehow find all my friends I never knew about, and I cannot wait for that day to actually come.

Come, let us be friends.
Oh and!

Libraries are great! If you'd rather get the book from a library, that is also wonderful and helps you and me and everybody, even people we don't know!

Just call your local library and ask if they'd be the wonderful people they are and shelve it.
Another link for Canadian friends:
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