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Watched episode 2 of #Chernobyl last night, where the three brave men return to the radioactive death zone to open the sluice valves.
And now, with no protective clothing whatsoever, I am on my way to Boris Johnson’s campaign launch.
And now, with no protective clothing whatsoever, I am on my way to Boris Johnson’s campaign launch.
Wasn’t expecting it to be even hotter and even sweatier than an exploded nuclear reactor but it is.
There’s radioactive material absolutely everywhere. Baker, Dorries, IDS...a veritable who’s who of the abysmal, lining up to turn the country into an international embarrassment.
There’s radioactive material absolutely everywhere. Baker, Dorries, IDS...a veritable who’s who of the abysmal, lining up to turn the country into an international embarrassment.
One or two overheard words at the @BackBoris launch:
“I’ve never been in a room with more a*seholes in my life.”
*I typed out a couple more but have now decided against it.*
“I’ve never been in a room with more a*seholes in my life.”
*I typed out a couple more but have now decided against it.*
@BackBoris I have asked many MPs present if they have any second thoughts about turning the country into an international embarrassment.
The consensus view is that they are “saving the country from embarrassment.”
It’s over. All hope is lost.
The consensus view is that they are “saving the country from embarrassment.”
It’s over. All hope is lost.
@BackBoris Through the windows, at great volume and at great length, is the repeated noise of the Stop Brexit man shouting “BOLLOCKS TO BORIS.”
It has taken the wind out of Johnson’s sails. It is extremely amusing.
It has taken the wind out of Johnson’s sails. It is extremely amusing.
@BackBoris One of those mornings where your soul is so badly soiled you wonder whether you can risk even leaving it in the outside bin, or whether it needs driving straight to the tip.
