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Sweetie, I have nothing against white people. I can’t hate them. I dated a white woman in college. She was clean, articulate, and a credit to her race.
I have a really good friend who’s white.
My favorite artist/athlete/entertainer is white.
I once helped a young white man tie his tie before a job interview and then took a pic of it for my social media.
My cover photo is me surrounded by a bunch of smiling, impoverished white kids I met on a mission trip.
I get all your white references. I know white culture better than you. Allow me to explain it all, unprompted. I am super not racist.
I love unseasoned food. I am not anti-white.
White people are always saying to me: “You totally get us. You’re invited to the brunch.”
By the way, I would have voted for Bush for a third term if I could.
^If you don’t get that last one... 
