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The 2020 Democratic Presidential Candidates as Vehicles, a Thread:

We'll start with the current frontrunner, Joe Biden: 80s Firebird
Michael Bennet: Nissan Altima SR
Cory Booker: a scooter
Pete Buttigieg: roller blades
Julián Castro: a city bus
Bill de Blasio: a giant SUV parked in the bike lane outside the Park Slope YMCA
John Delaney: Nissan Altima SV
Tulsi Gabbard: a seaplane
Kirsten Gillibrand: a minivan
Kamala Harris: a CHP motorcycle
John Hickenlooper: Nissan Altima SL
Jay Inslee: a recumbent bike
Amy Klobuchar: BMW 3-series
Beto O'Rourke: Honda Ridgeline
Tim Ryan: Nissan Altima S
Bernie Sanders: an old diesel train
Eric Swalwell: Nissan Altima Platinum
Elizabeth Warren: commuter rail
Marianne Williamson: a pogo stick
Andrew Yang: a Tesla in a Boring Co tunnel
I made this list with a bunch of friends (several of whom aren’t on twitter) at a bar after the debate last night, so send some Marianne Williamson Love Beams™️ their way too.
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