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Eric is saying that if his magic law would’ve been in place then Sandy Hook and Parkland wouldn’t have happened.

You, Eric, and I don’t say this lightly, are an utter moron.

He honestly believes people are just gonna hand over their guns.
1st killer: “The plan is off”

2nd killer: “Why?!”

1st: “These guns are illegal now”

2nd: “Aw man, welp, let’s just go play X-Box”

Swalwell’s little brain actually believes this.
“WW2 wouldn’t have happened if my ban and buyback program would’ve been in place” -Swalwell

I honestly can’t stop laughing at this dolt.
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The Dank Knight 🦇
@capeandcowell
Are there any journalist willing to challenge her on her statement? ANY? Because she’s claiming they were “physically & sexually threatening towards her” This seems kind of newsworthy.

Also, her stupid claims of people “drinking out of the toilet” are just toilets with faucets.
Surely some of the guardians like @brianstelter are willing to challenge her claim.

I mean, this seems like the biggest news story this year. A sitting Rep that was “Physically & sexually threatened” is front page news.

She’s either lying or telling the truth. We need to know
Right here she’s saying she was “attacked” by officers.

Honestly, if this isn’t newsworthy then I don’t know what is.

How is this not being researched or challenged? Oh well.
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The Dank Knight 🦇
@capeandcowell
Just so you know, @Twitter won’t do a single thing about this.

Say “Learn to code” tho and the hammer will come down.
Here’s proof. I was asking Dana, who follows me btw, to put this on some of the shirts she was making.
Imagine being one of the 300 idiots that liked this.

Godspeed to the 900 that ratio’d this btw.
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The Dank Knight 🦇
@capeandcowell
Saliva contains white blood cells so every time you kiss someone you’re literally a vampire.

Get rekt vegans send tweet.
We thought France had surrendered In WW2 while they were secretly teaching our innocent G.I.’s to kiss and become cannibalistic vampires.

Holy crap, it was France’s plan the whole time and we just let it happen.
I have sources that can prove FDR started the war so he could steal this vampire technology in the hopes of healing his legs.

I fear for my family’s safety now that I have this information.
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