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Put ye powder hornes and buckled shoes in ye olde bins. Poultices over 3 ounces must be left with the magistrate and can be retrieved at ye postmaster’s office upon return. Muskets and pipes are stryctly forbidden on board ye airecrafte. #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories
Dear Martha,
Having left my provisions at home, I was able to secure hardtack & salt cod at Sbarro at the aireport. It was quite dear & disgusting, but I had no choice. As always, the rich engrosser profits while the small man suffers.

Adieu. I boarde.
#RevolutionaryWarAirports
Dear Martha,
Oh what travails I faced on this arduous trip to Yorktown. As a lowly private I was seated next to the privy. The corporal suffered a mighty bout of dysentery and demanded that I fetch him an abundance of corn cobs for his relief. Our struggle has many sides.
Dear Martha,
Corruption runs rampant in our land of liberty as well as in Old England. There is a rumor that the General himself owns these rickety jitneys we pay to ride. I start to suspect that patriotism pays very well for some, tho not for me. businessinsider.com/donald-trump-a…
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