Delaney: GOP talking points
Sanders: a reasonably badass "Hulk Smash" vibe
Hickenlooper: ?
O'Rourke: another solid performance media will attack
Warren: genius, compassion
Bullock: the tone of a half-drunk guy gently arguing with you in a bar
Klobuchar: decaf
Ryan: a good facsimile of the fallacious but earnest views of blue-collar Dems
Williamson: a VHS of "The Neverending Story" she wants the other candidates to watch with her *sober*
Just saying what they got *tonight*.