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Clara Jeffery
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I haven't been this sick since 2005 which I just figured out by looking up when "Walk the Line" came out. Finally being able to get out of bed to see that movie with a friend was the highlight of my holiday season that year.
Of course, I was 14 years younger then
Cabbage and I have spent the last month caring for each other while we are sick
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1/ out walking dog in Mission, squad car rolling through. Few minutes/blocks later see it pull over beat up car. So I keep going in that direction...
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Clara Jeffery
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Finally of DL and at dog park!
(Cabbage’s person still hacking lungs out but at least out of bed)
Look if you try and eat lunch at a dog park I don’t what to tell you
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Until @IvankaTrump breaks with her father—as in move out of DC and speak publicly—over his racism, NRA support, planet killing, misogyny, she is a first-order hypocrite and should be remembered only as a metaphor for same.

People break with parents for far far less odiousness.
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