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Crush their will and accept nothing less than total obedience. Jfc millennial parents
"Have you tried crushing their will and accepting nothing less than total obedience?"

"No, you see, I want to be their bff, I'm a cool mom, not a regular mom! So if they misbehave I just try to love them more, take more family Instagrams and hope it works out."
I'm always so shocked when I see a child talking or crying in public. Crying during a movie. Crying in a restaurant.

This is a complete failure of parenting.

As a parent, you have failed, because you are weak. And now your child has gone completely wild and out of control.
Parenting is not difficult. You must do one simple thing:

Make your child feel their only purpose in life is making you proud. Your love, your affirmation, should be like oxygen for your child. They must feel they need it more than anything in life.
If you don't instill within your child a crippling fear of disappointing you, you have failed. You must make it clear that your love as a parent is contingent upon their obedience and making you proud of them.

Fail to do this, and your kid is a complete monster and nuisance
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