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Adetutu Balogun
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The kind of status we would be updating on social media, if we were in the times of Adam, Noah, Abraham, Moses, etc: 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Princess: Guys its scary, Lot's wife just turned into a pillar of salt!
#shaking

B'jayB: Just chilling in 1st class at Noah's ark, the view here is fantastic. But this Lions keep staring at me.
#weird
Damiflex: Chilling with Moses by Mt Sinai... Miracles be going down here. #miraclethings

Kemikollz: Eve and hubby got banished. O, they ate the forbidden fruit. I mean who does that?
#smh
Jacob's status: Can't believe I served her father for 14 years just to get her... Luv u Rachel.
#TinsWeDo4Love

Pweetykemi: Some people are so cruel! Cain, how could you kill your own brother? #RIPAbel.
Your brother is
#dorowicked
One of Jesus' disciples post: What a long day... Walking and preaching the gospel. Now hanging out with Jesus and chilling with my brothers. This guys are funny... LLP! (Laffin Like Pharaoh)

Isaac: Damn, dad nearly sacrificed me! O.o... Lolz
#selfiewithram
The two thieves beside Jesus be like: Chilling with the king of d Jews!
#calvarythingz

Horlayhemmi Swagilicious: Can't believe Elisha just allowed bears to eat up those children!
#Likeseriously?
flex*Samson*fist*: The chick sold me out... I'm going to bring the roof down on this party!
#doroAngry

Kevin D Finest: Judas did what??? That bro ain't loyal.
#smh#
Dejavu: Jesus just turned water to wine, I go drink away my sorrow...
#doroshayo#

Jason Stackhouse: This pharaoh na baaad guy!!!! Crossing the
#redsea on point... #doroEscape
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Adetutu Balogun
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Buba Galadima Hits Buhari’s Smelling Corruption Level.

1. Obasanjo is Corrupt, I agree with you, but Under the Same Obasanjo, Governor of Bayelsa State Alamieyesiya was Impeached in his office as a result of corruption, he is a PDP member.

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3. Under Obasanjo, Bode George PDP member went to Prison also.
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@Tutsy22
#2019Budget

N26m budgeted for @MBuhari’s Newspapers & N3m for magazines.

Buhari is going to spend N81,460 per day on newspapers & magazines!

Imagine what that N29m can do 4 those 11 million+ people that lost their jobs in Buhari’s first term.

Nigeria is a failed country!!!😓
N8,5m budgeted for Books for @MBuhari.... for the same head that failed WAEC? 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
N567 m to purchase vehicles!!! Why is the state house replacing vehicles yearly? 😓
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Adetutu Balogun
@Tutsy22
Tinubu is not a democrat, has never been a democrat & will never be a democrat.

The domination of Lagos politics by one man has gone on for too long. Lagos must be free from d claws of a man who has enslaved d politicians in d state & privatised its resources for d last 16 yrs.
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1) Ambode constructed 22 roads in Alimosho and refused to award any of the contracts to Aregbesola and co.

Moi: Aregebesola destroyed Osun state by his 1st term. Left debts for generations to come.
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