Cheeseburger $12
Predictable, I know. Not my best work and there are better places to go for a burger. I messed up the patty and I don't know what I'm doing. Please tolerate the shoddy sauce. Sorry. Sorry.
"you ate my cheeseburger? I'm so sorry you had to choke that down. I made a massive mistake when putting together the patty but you probably noticed"