Me : Sure, first define culture.
X : The beliefs and common ideals of an organisation.
Me : Sounds like values. Try culture.
X : The way people work together.
Me : Sounds like principles. Try culture.
Me : It means approximately 7,140 words to describe the basic form of what is culture i.e. all the nodes and connections. Then a few more thousand words to describe your interactions with it.
X : WTF?
Me : Yep, it's a messy, complex and complicated topic.
Me : With culture? You're looking for a 2x2 or something you can just implement, a list of top ten?
X : Yes. Do you have this?
Me : How much money do you have?
X : What has that got to do with anything?
Me : I'm trying to put a price on my guilt.
Me : If you pay me enough I can pretend there is. Would that help?
X : Not if it's not real, not based on anything.
Me : That doesn't stop people with strategy.
Me : Well, you can always use an AI to develop a complex adaptive model for implementation of an open and agile culture.
X : Really? How would I do this?
Me : First, send me a cheque for $100k.
Me : A exceedingly long holiday
X : What do I get out of it?
Me : A valuable lesson.
X : Which is?
Me : Whilst there might be no simple solutions to culture, there are lots and lots of people that you can pay money to.