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David Burge
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How much more Iowan can you talk than the Paulsen Twins? The answer is none, none more Iowan
Like all Iowans, I was raised to believe Iowans have no accent. After a few years away I eventually realized... wow.
btw, they are fantastic kids from near my old hood. Both already graduated, and got their Thor locks buzzed to raise $15k for UI Children's Hospital; their hair was used to make wigs for pediatric cancer patients. #GoHawkeyes
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David Burge
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Say what you want about Trump University, but it only conned its students out of $1500 and probably provided free snacks
some people think we are in a decline, but I'm telling you we are currently in a fucking Camelot for con artists
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Absolutely no one, anywhere, in human history:

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take THAT *checks notes* reactionary anti-lady-pooping forces of the patriarchy
out: navel gazing
in: anus gazing
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David Burge
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just as the mysterious Gypsy woman foretold
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