Thread by @sickofacebook

A short story of how I was targeted because of my love for breast. Breast will surely kill me one day, but not now.

A thread.

I mean, right from the get-go it was obvious this was a fake account. From the username, to the fact that the account was created a couple of weeks ago, to the "Inbox me".
But I decided to indulge a little cos it'll be fun, and I was right.
Nbs copy & paste questionnaire 😂

It was so interesting, I dropped a hint on the TL. Like "Stay Tuned"

We then decided to take this to the next level, because, you know, it's obvious we are soulmates. She wants a good man. I'm a good man. All makes sense right?

But herh chale, see breast. I was near prepared to just fuck it and let myself be defrauded, for the love of breast. 😂

Just a few more pictures so you know what a nigga was dealing with. Whoever it was using that account, that person came prepared. This is some target specific shid. 😂

"Okay dear". Lol.
Anyway we're still acquainting ourselves with each other. We are at the "What's your Instagram" stage. We're moving very fast, I know. But time is just a human construct isn't it...We're in love.

When the trail was getting cold, I hit her with the "I miss you".

At the point of "How can we meet", it felt like one of those books where you can decide how the story continues for you by picking that chapter.
The course of this relationship all rested on my response to that question.

I went with "Come to Ghana" 😊

My Aburokyire girl couldn't wait till December to come see me? Ah well, if she's so eager to see me that she'll hop on a plane and come to Ghana who am I to stop her?
Besides, a Breast in hand is worth 2 in Canada. Let's do this.
But wait...she needs some details...

But... There were some technical issues. The card wasn't going through. Silly me, I made a mistake. I'm so sorry. Try the card again. Lol.
However, I'm in love and it's only natural that I want to hear her voice, right? But unfortunately...

But my Queen can't be out there in Canada disgracing me with that useless phone that can't make calls. My queen deserves the most expensive phone out there. Fuck it, I'm getting her an iPhone 11 Pro Max.

But as iPhone come inside then abi you know, you for gbele me the key 😉😛

She's a freak in the sheets!!! 🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉
No be small eating we de come eat for the Accra here. TAKE ALL MY MONEY DEAR!!!!

Ah wait... Did she just say NIGERIA??
NI-FUCKING-GERIA??!!
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But yeah. Fuck it. Imma still take care of my queen despite, you know, the whole NIGERIA thing... Still not a deal breaker for me. Those breasts will make up for it.
But can you even at least TRY to make shit add up? 😂😂😂😂😂

My baby is beginning to have trust issues. She doesn't believe I've sent the money. 😭😭😭
So now I have to prove it to her.

Women. Smh

SYKE!!!

"What is the meaning of this?"
And to highlight his/her desperation, he/she was ready to send a full photo for ghc 10K 😂😂😂😂.

But chale, streets hot. Had to give a few tips on how to have a convincing story. And just like that, she blocked me. Our love had gone cold.

The End