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Dogs as Hogwarts Houses: A thread

Ravenclaw: I’m a Border Collie and I can learn 1000 things per day. I love to learn. I also get bored in 5 seconds if I’m not using my brain I will eat drywall.

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Slytherin: I’m a Chihuahua and I will take over the world. Everyday I dream of master plans and ideas to lead and dominate my household. If you get in my way I will literally bite your face off.

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Gryffindor: I’m a German Shepard and I’m not scared of anything. I will be brave and help the humans at every turn. Nothing fazes me except shadows, the wind, rustling trees and everything I must bark now.

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Hufflepuff: I’m a Bernese Mountain Dog. I’m super helpful at hauling your stuff, I just got distracted by that bee and oh my I just love you so much can I sit on your feet and have you seen the owls did you know I have a huge tongue, I will lean into your knocking you over ok
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Some chatter about “Canadian Healthcare.”
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British Airways pilots went on strike for the first time in the company's history this month. It's the latest case of aviation workers showing the power of organized labor.
Read @JenLouiseWilson's #thread on recent strikes of the sky: (1/10)
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One of the very interesting things @NNPCgroup is doing is their refinery collocation initiative, that allows private investors to develop brownfield refineries near existing NNPC refineries, so that they can share facilities - access to crude etc.
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WonderWoman
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#Thread Bashing this aunties lies about Rig Veda.

Does offering of beef was common in Rig Veda times ?

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@squintneon
1) Her 1st lie, Tribals and Bengals of Tripura doesnt eat Beef.

EVEN TRIBALS DONT EAT BEEF.

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