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Howdy, gals (ht @kyjeeper65)
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@kyjeeper65 well, I grew up on a farm, and I still enjoy walking around shirtless carrying a shovel
@kyjeeper65 They call me John Deere because of my unbreakable steel plow
@kyjeeper65 I was also the model for the DeKalb logo
@kyjeeper65 A vigorous activity that sometimes requires application of cornhuskers lotion
@kyjeeper65 I buy it by the case
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