One thing I do not miss is being a reporter during presidential debates, which boils down to sitting around on too much caffeine trying hard to figure out how to write exact same sentence as 600 other reporters while somehow standing out enough your boss is happy
Or, watching @BuzzFeedBen throw a goddamn hand grenade into the room by calling it 47 seconds in and grinning like a goddamn speed freak who just found a sack of crystal on the ground
That was pretty great though. I do miss that fuckery if I’m being honest
