Thread by @HNIJohnMiller

1) Let's do a blind live reading and dissect this freakout.

I'll be reading it for the first time, as usual, and laughing my ass off as I lampoon the fuck out of it.

https://twitter.com/unseen1_unseen/status/1187723115352203265

2) Archiving the link now because fuck NBC's ad revenue. archive.is is taking awhile, hang tight.

3) Archive.is and wayback machine aren't working with this site. Go figure. Fuck it full speed ahead, I'll use screenshots instead so you all can see i'm not making shit up without having to actually go on their shitty website. Srsly, get a fucking web designer @nbc.

@nbc 4) Written by Ainsley, number one on the Montes-Bradley DNC Rat List (Journalists who are in deep cahoots with the DNC while hiding behind a press pass).

DRINK!

https://twitter.com/HNIJohnMiller/status/973968724125470727

@nbc 5) One anonymous source familiar with the review. Because NBC's standards are that low. Probably the same one source they usually have, calling them in a blind panic telling them to DELETE EVERYTHING.

Anyways, DRINK!

@nbc 6) Its just Trump being crazy! Republicans just rambling about a 'Deep State'! We swear!

Way to softball in the bad news like that, fuckheads LMFAO

@nbc 7) It started before July 2016, as Durham's investigation will show you all to be a bunch of lying partisan hacks, and way to throw in 'BUT MUELLER!'

Fucking partisan hacks.

@nbc 8) REALLY? No collusion you say? Just mindlessly quoting critics, LIKE WHAT EVERY MUH RUSSIA STORY HAS BEEN?

Fucking partisan hacks.

@nbc 9) Ah, the attacks on Barr's impartiality, here we go.

As a side note, yes, 4 pages was enough to sum it up, as you you partisan hack JUST said there was no collusion. And really, Barr didn't need to devote that much time to 300+ pages of Weissmann erotic obstruction fanfics. Ew

@nbc 10) Ah, this is POLITICAL now, while Mueller's daycare brigade was TOTALLY NONPARTISAN, given they spent 2 YEARS TRYING TO NAIL TRUMP ON OBSTRUCTION AFTER THEY COULDN'T PROVE COLLUSION.

Partisan fucking hacks.

@nbc 11) I swear, half of these blurbs are just copy-pasted horseshit that we've seen in hundreds of articles before.

In fact, give me a sec, let me try something.

@nbc 12) Yep. NPC buzzphrase generators are operating at MAXIMUM CAPACITY!!!

@nbc 13) So, I want to clarify something here.

Trump saying the Dems made up Russian collusion is a conspiracy theory, when Mueller's report stated there was no collusion.

But Russian collusion, which was proven false by Mueller, is not a conspiracy theory.

REALLY.

@nbc 14) This is gaslighting. This is by definition gaslighting. They just slam down quotable phrases and repeated phrases trying drive into readers skulls a false fucking reality. These people are sadistic. They are SICK.

I mean, look at this shit!

@nbc 15) This is how they've driven their entire base fucking INSANE! This is how they're doing irreparable damage to our entire political discourse!

@nbc 16) Look at this shit. 'Critics say.'

How many times have they said critics say as if critics are some kind of fucking experts?!

@nbc 17) The Schiffhead, who is running an impeachment inquiry during all of this, is attacking Barr, when not a year ago they said attacks on our justice system by Trump were troubling.

@nbc 18) And NOW they're screaming about how damage will be done to our justice system. NOW. Not 6 months ago, not last year, NOW. NOW the damage might be irreversible.

FFS.

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