TIL suicide vests are bravery according to Max Boot.
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Wait, is that seriously the dude's name? Max Boot? That's not just an internet handle or something, his name is ACTUALLY Max Boot? Gimme a sec, I'm checking this.
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Wait, is that seriously the dude's name? Max Boot? That's not just an internet handle or something, his name is ACTUALLY Max Boot? Gimme a sec, I'm checking this.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Boot
Holy shit. That is his name. I always thought that was a weird handle, like Comrade Fudge. No, his name is ACTUALLY Max Boot. LMFAO
WAIT. THE FEDORA IS REAL. WTF. That's an actual picture?
Holy shit. That is his name. I always thought that was a weird handle, like Comrade Fudge. No, his name is ACTUALLY Max Boot. LMFAO
WAIT. THE FEDORA IS REAL. WTF. That's an actual picture?
HOLY SHIT IT IS A REAL PICTURE.
HE WEARS A FUCKING FEDORA LMFAO.
DUDE. Real talk. I wore a fedora for 3 years while I was in college.
THE ONLY TIMES THIS WAS ACCEPTABLE WAS WHEN I WAS AT THE KENTUCKY DERBY AND ALSO IN A SEARSUCKER SUIT.
OTHERWISE? I LOOKED LIKE A NERD.
HE WEARS A FUCKING FEDORA LMFAO.
DUDE. Real talk. I wore a fedora for 3 years while I was in college.
THE ONLY TIMES THIS WAS ACCEPTABLE WAS WHEN I WAS AT THE KENTUCKY DERBY AND ALSO IN A SEARSUCKER SUIT.
OTHERWISE? I LOOKED LIKE A NERD.
Listen, I'mma be real with all of you, I thought Max Boot was like, a handle, like how Robert Francis goes by Beto. I didn't think it was his actual name. I thought the drawn picture was just some caricature that someone drew for some nevertrumper dude.
I DIDNT THINK HE WAS REAL
I DIDNT THINK HE WAS REAL
This feels exactly like finding out leprechauns are real, except they're not actually magical or have pots of gold, they're just surly irish midgets who homebrew whiskey in outhouses while wearing flannel and suspenders.
This Max Boot motherfucker is MORE pathetic than that.
This Max Boot motherfucker is MORE pathetic than that.
This is the absolute state of Mitt Romney's never trumper conservatism.
Billy Kristol Meth who hasn't been notable since the 90's.
And Max Boot. A fedora wearing DC leprechaun (the real, surly midget kind) who looks more like a Clinton-era Dem than a conservative.
Billy Kristol Meth who hasn't been notable since the 90's.
And Max Boot. A fedora wearing DC leprechaun (the real, surly midget kind) who looks more like a Clinton-era Dem than a conservative.
I'm.... I'm done.
Max Boot looks more pathetic than balding failing poll rigger Nate Silver.
At least Nate Silver has his own fucking website and Silver is a badass last name to have.
Max Boot sounds more like a name a cokehead 80's porn director would cast as his lead.
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Max Boot looks more pathetic than balding failing poll rigger Nate Silver.
At least Nate Silver has his own fucking website and Silver is a badass last name to have.
Max Boot sounds more like a name a cokehead 80's porn director would cast as his lead.
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