1) OH YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW.
THEY CANNOT BE SERIOUS.
You know what, no, no, they are being serious, and here’s why.
THEY CANNOT BE SERIOUS.
You know what, no, no, they are being serious, and here’s why.
2) When they call @CarpeDonktum’s memes ‘doctored videos’ and ‘doctored pictures’, when they fact check satire from @TheBabylonBee, they aren’t doing this because there are people stupid enough to not see that they’re memes or satire. I mean, some libtards are, but besides that.
@CarpeDonktum @TheBabylonBee 3) What they are doing is setting the bar SO GODDAMN LOW for what a faked image or a fake news story is, and they’re doing it exclusively to people on the right, that when THEY, as in EVERYONE ON THE FUCKING LEFT, they actually try to make fake defamatory images and fake news...
@CarpeDonktum @TheBabylonBee 4) When they get caught, they can then make the false equivalency of “well look at those conservatives doing it too!”, discounting ENTIRELY that what they’re now labeling as ‘doctored photos’ and ‘fake news’ are obviously satirical works and memes, not even portrayed as real.
@CarpeDonktum @TheBabylonBee 5) SUCH IS THE CASE, that I present a new term: THE UNCANNY DUMBFUCK CRATER.
This is when someone says something SO ABSURD, SO IDIOTIC, SO DOWNRIGHT FUCKING STUPID, that no reasonable person could take them seriously, then they must be malevolent, and acting in bad faith.
This is when someone says something SO ABSURD, SO IDIOTIC, SO DOWNRIGHT FUCKING STUPID, that no reasonable person could take them seriously, then they must be malevolent, and acting in bad faith.
@CarpeDonktum @TheBabylonBee 6) It is drawn from the uncanny valley, in which an artificial face is so real, so well drawn, the human mind recognizes it as fake even if its portrayed as real.
@CarpeDonktum @TheBabylonBee 7) I named my term the uncanny dumbfuck crater because I’m imagining the smoking bombed out crater that is their journalistic integrity, and them throwing themselves into it head first.
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