"oh I'm sorry. Is this absolutely the most awkward position on the bed for me to lie in? I didn't know. How about if I start sighing loudly. Will that help?" 
"Don't mind me. Honestly. Pretend I'm not here. I'm just going to stare at you mournfully until you notice, then flounce down to the end of the bed."
Is there hugging? SOMEONE IS HUGGING UP THERE WHERE ARE MY HUGS
"Sir. Ma'am. This is the hug police. Can I see your license and registration please."
"I'm just going to lie here now. Is this uncomfortable? If it's uncomfortable you could just get up."
